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Funny keyboard short cuts

Written by Nathan Schloss. 6 comments Posted in: Computers, Evil, Funny, Hardware, HowTo, Software, Windows

Want to piss off your friends? Here is my list of the top five keyboard shortcuts to use on people. (these will only work on Windows computers)

1) Ctrl+Alt+Down Arrow — This key-command will rotate your monitor 180 degrees, it can be very funny to watch someone go to login to a computer and find the screen facing the wrong direction. Unfortunately this will only work on computers with Intel graphics chipsets.

2) left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN — This shortcut will turn on the high contrast visibility setting on any given computer. This is a good way to confuse and piss of people.

3) Alt+F4 — This command is very well know and won’t always work, but if you can find a newbie doing something important having their program close on them can be very entertaining.

4) Windows Key+M — If Alt+F4 fails this command may still be able to do a similar job, instead of closing the active program this command minimizes all open programs.

5) Windows Key+ D then Alt+F4 then Enter — This can be very funny and get you seriously hurt, but it will do a good job of shutting down any version of windows.

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  1. hi

    hold window e and brings up a bunch of useless menus

    February 9, 2009 at 5:08 am
  2. The Rook

    Hmm.. interesting site. i’ll have to look into it more…

    February 9, 2009 at 6:46 pm
  3. mark!!

    Left Alt + Left Shift then enter makes every time you press the Num Lock key beep :)

    March 17, 2009 at 10:36 am
  4. rya turnbull

    hold number lock then press enter, now caps lock, number lock and scroll lock make a beep noise when you press it :D

    August 19, 2009 at 1:42 am
  5. Chloe

    When Your At A Friends House Press CTRL + H. It Brings Up There History So You Know What Theyve Been Doing hahahahah :D

    April 4, 2010 at 7:42 am
  6. Amit

    wow. great. i like these type of shortcuts, very interesting

    July 21, 2010 at 12:00 am

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